• teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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  • me: tastybitch69@aol.com

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via jonnymv)

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

froltonjoy:

alternative episode titles for Breaker of Chains:

  • breaker of character development
  • nO
  • D&D do it again
  • breaker of canon
  • where the fuck is asha
  • jaime lannister gets possessed 
  • seriously where the fuck is asha
  • i didn’t sign up for this
  • breaker of decent characters
  • that wasn’t supposed to happen
  • thank r’hllor for sansa and tommen
  • sam gets what D&D don’t
  • R.I.P Jaime Lannister

(via merthur-in-storybrooke)

wellerstein:

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  • jaime in the books: I'd rather have my sword hand cut off than see a woman raped
  • jaime in the show: lol
jacelynagea:

Book Jaime is better than the show Jaime.
jacelynagea:

Book Jaime is better than the show Jaime.
  • Book!Jaime: And I would doooooo anything foooooor love
  • Book!Jaime: -sees show!Jaime in Breaker of Chains-
  • Book!Jaime: BUT I WONT DOOOOOO THAAAAAAAT

fangirling-feels:

Jaime Lannister the man who lost his right hand, the hand which made him a well known knight so a woman wouldn’t be raped is turned into a rapist by a bunch of non talented writers.

taurielings:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor

clarice-mstarling:

ok so i just literally cannot stop thinking about this

imagine that you are sitting at home, sipping a glass of great wine. The phone rings, and you think to yourself: what is so important to bother me at such a late hour? So you pick up the phone…

AND THEN LUCA DI MONTEZEMOLO TELLS YOU THAT YOU ARE NOW THE TEAM PRINCIPAL OF THE FERRARI F1 TEAM BYE

and then you just turn to your family and say: guess I’ll see you in the winter

OR WHAT
HOW

(via thehomestraight)

Send me an English word and I’ll translate it to my native language